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This is
NOT the hidden page.
 WHAZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!
Hey dawg!
Whuzzah? It's just me, yo' interstelluh homey Zorkagoggle Snifflebark
Bubbleyak Ramus XVII. But my bro's call me Zork cuz that be a cool
name, ya know?!
(Sorry if my behavior seems a little out of place. I only recently
arrived on this planet, and I am trying to assimilate the differences
in your many varied cultures...)
So, like, for the like, different, like, sections of my, like...big
section! HEE HEE!! ^_^
Parodies--Hey man! This section is for
Mike's hip parodies! This is all about some trippin' web pages that
make fun of all sorts of different bummer things, man! Check it
oooout! It's Groooooooooooovy!!!
Jokes--I PITY DA FOO DAT DON'T LOOK AT DA
JOKE PAGE!! DIS B KOOL, BRO! DIS PAGE B ABOUT JOKES! WUT DID U THINK
IT WAS GONNA B ABOUT, FOO'?!?!
Lists--A rather refined portion of the site,
if I do say so myself. And I do. Ho-ho! Cheery-o, lads! The main
subject that this particular section addresses is comical lists,
such as the well-reknowned How To Know lists, Top 10 lists, etc.
It is simply...intellectually stimulating!
Crap--I
must say I am offended by the title of this section, which Michael
has so chauvanistically labeled it. Does he not see the true purpose
of this section? Michael only looks at the outside, not the
real content, of the section! Sure, most of this is useless
stuff that wouldn't fit anywhere else. But does it not deserve respect?
Is it lesser than any of the other sections? NO!
Quotes-"A
wise man, a smart man is he, who looks at this section. For he will
be considered mighty and powerful by those around him. Especially
CHICKS!!" -Zorkagoggle Snifflebark Bubbleyak Ramus XVII
About
Zork-Oh, I'm so surprised you wanted to know about cute little
old me...I'll try to be modest, I hate to show off...That didn't
sound too egotistical, did it? Well, anyway, enjoy! ^_^ ^_^ ^_^
Humans have visited my
section since its GROOOOOVY beginnings in January 2001. (Humans
say it like that, right?!!)
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